Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Episode 7: Spring Break

Since the three of us didn't go to college together, we missed out on celebrating Spring Break, all of the scantly clad girls gone wild, visiting beach cities and absolutely trashing them, and getting completely annihilated on cheap beer.

So, we made up for that. In Episode 7, I surprised the boys with a little blast from the past: a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a beer bong to help expedite the drinking process. The reception is luke-warm at best. Ungrateful bastards.

Lowlights:

• Gonso's Spring Break stories
• Loads of drinking and belching
• Clarke's new pirate movie idea
• Update on the new Hog Dawg Brewing facility
• More useless information on the Reinheitsgebot
• Dawg's celebrity sighting

Download Episode 7 here.

Cheers,

Clarke

PS: As Dawg so poignantly pointed out, you will notice that this episode is not sponsored by Stone Brewing - for obvious reasons.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Episode 6: March Madness

Well, it's our favorite time of the year, gentlemen. Time to pretend that we've actually been paying attention to NCAA basketball all Winter. Tomorrow is "Selection Sunday" and is the first day of March Madness.

However, here at Dude Night we have a March Madness of our own. We call it "Hoserama." We take 32 celebrity females and pretend that we have to pick one over another to take to bed for the night ('pretend' being the key word here because we'd never have a chance otherwise). 16 passion-filled nights later, and we're left with the sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, then the championship round.

In Episode 6, we play our first annual round of Hoserama. But we'd like this to be a bit more interactive by having you all play along. Download the official Hoserama bracket here, then download Episode 6 here. Play along with us and record your results. Then, post your Elite 8, Final 4, and champion match-ups on this site.

Who the Hell needs basketball when you have fine women like Queen Latifah and Frances Mcdormand to pick from? Everyone knows Duke's going to win it all anyway, so why bother even watching that other tournament?