Episode 6: March Madness
Well, it's our favorite time of the year, gentlemen. Time to pretend that we've actually been paying attention to NCAA basketball all Winter. Tomorrow is "Selection Sunday" and is the first day of March Madness.
However, here at Dude Night we have a March Madness of our own. We call it "Hoserama." We take 32 celebrity females and pretend that we have to pick one over another to take to bed for the night ('pretend' being the key word here because we'd never have a chance otherwise). 16 passion-filled nights later, and we're left with the sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, then the championship round.
In Episode 6, we play our first annual round of Hoserama. But we'd like this to be a bit more interactive by having you all play along. Download the official Hoserama bracket here, then download Episode 6 here. Play along with us and record your results. Then, post your Elite 8, Final 4, and champion match-ups on this site.
Who the Hell needs basketball when you have fine women like Queen Latifah and Frances Mcdormand to pick from? Everyone knows Duke's going to win it all anyway, so why bother even watching that other tournament?
However, here at Dude Night we have a March Madness of our own. We call it "Hoserama." We take 32 celebrity females and pretend that we have to pick one over another to take to bed for the night ('pretend' being the key word here because we'd never have a chance otherwise). 16 passion-filled nights later, and we're left with the sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, then the championship round.
In Episode 6, we play our first annual round of Hoserama. But we'd like this to be a bit more interactive by having you all play along. Download the official Hoserama bracket here, then download Episode 6 here. Play along with us and record your results. Then, post your Elite 8, Final 4, and champion match-ups on this site.
Who the Hell needs basketball when you have fine women like Queen Latifah and Frances Mcdormand to pick from? Everyone knows Duke's going to win it all anyway, so why bother even watching that other tournament?
posted by Clarke at
4:32 PM
13 Comments:
Brilliant... You guys have the best ideas... Seriously! This was a great concept show.
Gonzo, whatever you have to tell yourself... Hillary??? You will have to live with that one for the rest of your broadcast career!
My final 8:
Jolie, Elle, Cruz, Simpson
Electra, Kidman, Connelly, Lu
Final 4:
Jolie, Cruz, Kidman, Lu
And the winner was Kidman over Cruz in the finale.
Nice final, Groucho. Kidman's a fine choice.
I don't know what got into Gonso. His wife is so attractive. How could he even find it within himself to sleep with Hillary? If she was up against the corpse of Lucille Ball, I'd be grabbing a shovel.
Elite 8
Anniston-Crawford Lopez-Alba
Spears-Kidman Mendez-Ray
Final 4
Anniston-Alba
Kidman-Ray
Championship
Anniston-Kidman
OT1
OT2
OT3
Fuck I can't make a decision!!!
The Champ
Anniston
That's a lot of overtime, CHUD.
But dude, Rachael Ray? I do hear that she's cheap - $40 a day, to be exact.
Thanks for posting your results. This is getting interesting. Kidman's in everyone's final pairing. Suck on it, Cruise.
Rachel Ray is HOT!!! And she can cook. I probably should take her over Brittany. I'm pulling up more pics of her now, and yep. She's hot. I think Lucy's overated. Just go get yourself and Asian chick for once and the thrill isn't as much anymore.
What a blur! I wish I could go back in time...so many good choices... and what I do!?! Hell, you know what they say about beer-goggles! I had beer goggles in my head looking inward. I like the Kidman-Aniston finish that Chud came up at... What a finale... could you take both. Ha-ha. BTW HC is probably totally into the hole S&M shit and all... you’d be surprised Groucho what she could do to you... Madam President.
My "Elite Eight": Lopez, Beckinsale, Alba, Theron, Kidman, Mendez, Berry, Electra.
My "Final Four": Lopez, Theron, Berry, Mendez.
Final: Theron over Berry. And Go Tar Heelz!!!!!!
Final 8: Hilton, Crawford, Cruz, Simpson; Electra, Hayek, Longoria, Lu
Final 4: Hilton, Cruz; Hayek, Longoria
Campionship: Hayek wins over Cruz
Great game! Can't wait for next year
Thanks Anon!
I hope we're still doing this in a year. But if we are, you can rest assured we'll do it again. Maybe next year, Gonso will get some real taste and find himself attracted to Condoleeza Rice.
I never know what to expect from Gonso.
Thanks for listening.
Clarke
Brilliant post! Finally a woman's point-of-view. And any mention of a three-way is a huge bonus.
So, if Angelina comes out "on top" - where are YOU, exactly? And sorry we skipped Locklear on the list. Maybe she'll make it next year. Someone had to be left off to make room for Hillary. :-)
Thanks for listening, and for playing 'Hoserama' with us.
Clarke
Great show guys!
I'm drunk and want a new dude night. Aragula swastika rhino nipples. Coralagulation sneezes have hit the cyclonic mezzanine. Fristlap the funkelnuggets my boys, barflappalacorgunegetshalistenfraug. Praise be to the crakcen hausenfleish mapupennischle. Praise be to God. God meaning beer....
More than happy to please, CHUD. We're recording a new episode this weekend, actually. A special "Spring Break" edition.
Also, we're planning our next care package to you guys. We've been brewing Belgians like crazy out here, so we have a Tripel, a Dubbel, a Wit, a Flanders Red sour ale, and (soon) an Abbey style dark ale. If you think you're drunk now, wait until you drink these bastards.
Can't wait for the new St. Patty's day show. Stay tuned for more Dude Night.
Cheers mate,
Clarke
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