Wednesday, March 14, 2007

March Madness - Hoserama 2.0

Due to time constraints, we're unable to present a new episode of Dude Night in time for the NCAA Basketball Tournament, otherwise known as "March Madness". But we're releasing our annual Hoserama bracket anyway. We present to you "Hoserama 2.0".

Download the bracket and leave your comments below. All we ask is that you leave your Final 4, Final 2, and the overall winner of your bracket.


And thanks to my wife Katrina, the ladies aren't left out in the cold this time. She presents
"Hummerama" - an all male bracket, so the girls can play along as well.

We plan on recording sometime this week or next, so we'll present our results in the next episode. Thanks for playing along, and enjoy the tournament.


Download the "Hoserama 2.0" bracket
here, and the girl's "Hummerama" bracket here.

83 Comments:

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6:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I am responding to "Hoserama 2.0" and I thought that I would leave my Final 4, Final 2 and overall wiener taker.
Here goes: Final 4 Jessica Biel and Christina Ricci in the East, Brook e Burke and Alyssa Milano in the West. In the Finals it is Jessica Biel vs Alyssa Milano and the overall goes to Alyssa.

9:08 AM  
Blogger Clarke said...

Thanks Jeff. That's a good final 4, and a decent pick in the championship. I sense Biel will go deep in my bracket as well. Isn't she lucky.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will she go deep or will you?
Why wouldn't she be lucky with a couple of studs like us?

3:10 PM  
Blogger Clarke said...

Studs? Who walked in? Who the F*CK are you talking about? Last I heard, she was dating Derek Jeter and he was buying her vibrating panties.

Lucky bastard. I wish I could hit a fast ball.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeter will just cheat on her, at least we're faithful mutts.

I would like to see her walking around with those panties a runnin'.

7:57 AM  
Blogger d00d said...

I had to go for Naomi Watts. Nice job guys. Not only did it give me a great reason to look at some awesome pics on the interweb, but it allowed me to evaluate my own infatuations. ;) e.g. Okay, that sounds stupid. Naomi is smoking hot.

10:53 PM  
Blogger GROUCHO said...

I opened 2 Google pictures windows and compared all these ladies head to head. I was shocked at my results!

Final 4: Scarlett, Bello, Belucci and Winslet.

Bello takes on Winslet in a battle of the ages... And the age is not a factor! Bello wins!

Thanks for opening my eyes! Great job once again!

5:41 AM  
Blogger Clarke said...

Ahhh, Naomi Watts and Maria Bello - both fine choices indeed. I haven't even bothered to attempt picking yet - I'm saving myself for the show, whenever that is. :-/

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you Clarke for making this tough. I've been on a Diane Lane kick for awhile now. Since there was no Ashley Judd to sweep I had to put some thought into it.

My final 4 had:
Jessica Beil vs Jennifer Love
While Jess has come around in the past few months Jen Love has always been hot (well when that huge forehead isnt showing). Jen wins because... well... I heard she likes to get all harcode porn (according to Fez of course). Winner: Jen

Hewitt and Heather Locklear vs Alyssa Milanio This was a very difficult one for me as I've always loved both. Heather is like the Tommy Lee of chicks (sans the tats). She's a nimble minx that would be all wild and freaky naughty but yet has that dominate business woman appeal. When she's done she'd probably turn and spit on you as she walks out the door. I hate Tommy Lee after Rockstar Supernova. Winner: Alyssa.

FINAL: Jen Love vs Alyssa Milano
We've all seen Alyssa's goods and they are fine. The edge, she's a hockey chick and would rock you in bed and then open a beer to watch a game with you. You'd probably get some during the game also.

Winner: Alyssa Milano

P.S. Now if Storm from rockstar supernova was on here... oh MAN!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I'm horrified to report my results of 'Hummerama' due to the whole "cliche-ness" of it all, but since none of the other chicks are chiming in...

MG's Final IV

George Clooney vs Hugh Jackman
My Top 8s were much harder than the Final 4 actually....with Hugh being undoubtedly gay, I'll have to go with Georgie-boy.

Brad Pitt vs Tyler Florence
I loves me the Food Network, but come on! How can Tyler possibly compete with the Michael Jordan of sex symbols? Brad takes it and leaves Tyler entirely scoreless.

MG's Final 2

George Clooney vs Brad Pitt
I'm embarrassed to even say that these guys are my picks...I'm usually a lot less predictable than this...but in overtime, George sneaks past Brad due to his rugged good looks vs Brad's pretty boy charm.

10:23 AM  
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That was awesome, Mamagoot. Thanks for participating.

Not sure why we don't have more ladies chiming in. Maybe this will break the ice.

If I were gay, I would . . . . choose . . . . a gun, maybe.

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